Don't Be Stupid: 5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You
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Don't Be Stupid: 5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

Silly Turtle (Author), Grant Benker (Narrator), Silly Turtle Press (Publisher)
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How often have you wanted to tell someone that they are stupid?

But you can’t, right? Because it’s rude and socially unacceptable. The solution to this problem is giving them a practical gift to help.

This guide is here to help stupid people realize that they are stupid, see the stupid things they do, and correct their stupid ways. This handy little book will help them:

  • Realize that they are not the only person in the world.
  • Learn what they do that drives the rest of us crazy.
  • How to stop being an idiot driver.
  • Recognize just how gullible they are.
  • Stop being a know-it-all.

And more!

Don’t Be Stupid is a humorous satire describing steps that a stupid person could take to become less of an idiot. Written for entertainment purposes only, it walks the listener through five insulting steps that can lead a person out of stupidity. It makes the perfect gag gift or white elephant present. Be sure to share it with your favorite moron!

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  1. Listening Length
    1 hour
  2. Author
    Silly Turtle
  3. Narrator
    Grant Benker
  4. Audible release date
    June 2, 2023
  5. Language
    English
  6. Publisher
    Silly Turtle Press
  7. ASIN
    B0C6VQ81DL
  8. Version
    Unabridged
  9. Program Type
    Audiobook
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Product details

Listening Length 1 hour
Author Silly Turtle
Narrator Grant Benker
Audible.com Release Date June 02, 2023
Publisher Silly Turtle Press
Program Type Audiobook
Version Unabridged
Language English
ASIN B0C6VQ81DL
Best Sellers Rank #396,157 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals)
#1,172 in Satirical Literature & Fiction
#18,590 in Fiction Satire
#21,771 in Humorous Fiction

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22 global ratings

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Judy McDougall
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious but True
Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2023
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We've all heard, seen, done, thought, or know someone who has done all the things mentioned in this book. Great job pulling it all together for a funny, thought-provoking read. I enjoyed everything about it and can relate to a lot of it. So stop being stupid and buy it. Lol!!!
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Jim Hardison
4.0 out of 5 stars Comical and Sarcastic Self Help Book
Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2023
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An amusing parody of self help books that aims to help its readers realize they are idiots and overcome the problem. Clever and well edited, seems like it could make a good joke gift for the right friend.
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Bean
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and True
Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2023
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‘Don't Be Stupid: 5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do - Yes, Even You’ had me laughing at others and hanging my head in shame! The only thing that I thought of after reading was that I would’ve loved to read the author’s opinion on round-abouts.

I recommend this book as ‘study material’ in the bathroom, at the cabin, or in the office!

Five stars!
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A.K.T.
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2023
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Funny and entertaining book about how not to be stupid. I highly recommend!
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Lily Roh
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2023
Pure entertainment with solid advice and on how not to be stupid embedded. I can find how this book can be hilarious to some and not to others, but I had a great laugh!!
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B. London
5.0 out of 5 stars Satisfying outrage under self-help silk
Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2023
This book had me laughing and cheering. Written as if for the stupid, the book actually gives vent to the frustration felt by anyone who has to deal with the brainless. Especially when driving. A delightful send-up of both self-help books and people who think there's no one in the world except them. Bravo!
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Jo
5.0 out of 5 stars Why was I given this book?
Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2023
This book is written in a funny manner meant to be entertainment, but at same time meant to give advice and on how not to be stupid. The advice given in this book can be pretty funny at times and not so funny at other times. For instance the author answers the question for the reader as to why was I gifted this book ? It's simple someone thinks you're stupid
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Vaden
5.0 out of 5 stars Laughed until I cried
Reviewed in the United States on March 21, 2023
I laughed until I cried and actually read this book in one sitting. It was a unique work of satire and I think we all are guilty of some of these things from time to time! Move over, Tony Robbins! Silly Turtle has got you beat! LOL
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A.P.
3.0 out of 5 stars Some good advice with an impolite tone
Reviewed in Canada on April 29, 2023
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I didn't like the writing style of the author. In my opinion, it was not funny, but it was rude and impolite. However, some of the advices in this book especially the part about not being gullible was good.
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