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My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story Picture Book Kindle Edition

by Lee Pong Wong (Author), Montes (Illustrator) Format: Kindle Edition
4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 562 ratings
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My donkey (ass) has a terrible gas problem and gets stuck in a hole dug by a mole whilst out on a stroll. A slightly snooty Scottish lass on a world-famous ass, which won Ass Of The Year at Asscot, three years on the trot, accidentally gets her ass kicked by my smelly ass as it tries to escape the hole dug by a mole.

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‘I said to the Scottish lass, “…but I don’t yet know your name.”

She said, “My parents called me after their pet hen, who sadly died in her pen back when my brother Ben was just ten and when I was still inside my mummy’s tummy. The hen was eaten in its pen by Henry, our pet fox, who escaped his box during a thunderous gale.”

I said, “That’s a very sad tale, but what was the pet hen in the pen called?”

She replied, “Oh, the hen in the pen didn’t have a name, so they thought it would be a good game to call me Henrietta (Henry-ate-her).”’

This children’s picture book will have you and your children laughing together, and makes a great bedtime story book for any child. Suitable for both boys and girls, from preschool kids to early school children ages 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 up to age 8 years.


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    3 - 8 years
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    24 pages
  4. Language
    English
  5. Grade level
    Preschool - 2
  6. Publication date
    December 9, 2018
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Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07L1DYV3T
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Credwell Limited (December 9, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 9, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 8356 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Not enabled
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 24 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ 199934832X
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 562 ratings

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4.4 out of 5 stars
4.4 out of 5
562 global ratings

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Kimberely Fordham
5.0 out of 5 stars My 12 year old loved it!
Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2024
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Unfortunately I had to suffer days and days of my smelly ass jokes from her at all times for almost everything. The final page where it had the husband and wife with the mate, talking over his situation. Had her pointing out that that was a known sex joke. I pretended absolute innocence. Lol !
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James
5.0 out of 5 stars A Perfect Gift
Reviewed in the United States on July 23, 2023
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A perfect gift for just about anyone. I always purchase at least one book for a friends son for birthdays or christmas as I always received at least one book on those occasions. It's important to encourage kids to read and give books to encourage reading. When he turned 12 I started getting humorous books, that are still age appropriate, and he always enjoys them. The books always provide a laugh and plenty of smiles and I trust that he will remember the gift of books as an adult.

The book it's self is very short and only takes 5 minutes to read.
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Gina
5.0 out of 5 stars A good laugh
Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2023
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Not only does my son love reading this book because he gets to say "ass" it also horrified my mother when he opened it on Christmas day. Definitely served its purpose and is a hoot to read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Amusing
Reviewed in the United States on October 2, 2021
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This book is a
Great pick me up for anyone to read to pick their spirits right up! It has earned all five stars from me for entertaining me and making me laugh!
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Victoria_2003
4.0 out of 5 stars Good laugh!
Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2024
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This book is a great white elephant gift that would get everyone giggling!
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Lola
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny book. Don’t be fooled by the title!
Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2020
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Ordered this book for my granddaughter. She giggles every time we read it. It’s such a silly book. The name is obviously deceiving but one of the main reasons I purchased it.
Was delivered on time and in perfect condition.
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Emily .N
3.0 out of 5 stars Not interesting
Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2022
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I found this story boring… and not funny. Pictures are nice.
One person found this helpful
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ButterscotchUwU
5.0 out of 5 stars Halariouse
Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2022
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This book is really funny
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Mikky
5.0 out of 5 stars True story
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 25, 2023
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Good story book to help the grandkids go to sleep
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Caper
5.0 out of 5 stars Kids book?
Reviewed in Canada on May 27, 2020
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Bought as a gift. Quality of material used us not so good. However, it was well rec'd.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Long story for a joke gift.
Reviewed in Canada on May 14, 2020
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Funny but too long of a story !!!
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Kelly Lee
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 10, 2020
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So funny my kids was laughing the whole way through the book . I would recommend this book to very one I know.
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"becky_belsham"
2.0 out of 5 stars Not very funny
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 6, 2020
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Even my fart-loving 7 year old got bored by halfway through. Disappointed.
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